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Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me Minimize
  • The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
  • I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
  • Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
  • Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
  • Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph!
  • You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
  • If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
  • Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs..
  • Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
  • Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
  • Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
  • Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
  • A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
  • Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived, and lived and still rides.
  • Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
  • There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not many old drunk riders.
  • Ride to work. Work to ride.
  • Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
  • Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
  • Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that comfortable for walking.
  • When you're riding lead, don't spit.
  • Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
  • There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer
  • Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
  • If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
  • If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there may not be.
  • You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
  • Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
  • There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride
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